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Tyler @shakes31471

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If someone on death row orders Chinese food, do they get a fortune cookie?

I feel like I may be tooting too much at the moment but it’s less troublesome than actually interacting with anyone irl

I took a little break and sat in my car. While I was out there a squirrel did several laps back and forth on the fence in front of my car. I don’t think I’ve ever done anything in my four decades of existence with as much focus and intensity as that little dude was displaying.

I feel like a weirdo admitting this but the Defense Technical Information Center has some really interesting documents available from their site. I think the masters theses are extremely interesting

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This is a very very good pic, probably the best I've seen today

I’m not going to breathe a word to management though... I’m sure they’re under the delusion the info is being disseminated and they don’t respond well to perceived challenges

This place is fecking stupid.

Weekly confirm that this place is managed according to the precepts of the “mushroom principle”

They have a monthly meeting to go over rules interpretations that have been made yet somehow those same interpretations never get pushed out to the staff level.

People sporting tinted contact lenses that don’t match their skin tone throw me off

Trying to decide if I want to go see Deadpool tomorrow with a buddy or take the wife to our favorite vineyard and purchase a couple bottles of port.

The Kid’s with his dad next weekend as well so I’m leaning toward the movie... I’ll keep y’all posted.

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This piercing gaze greeted me at the time clock this morning. https://sealion.club/attachment/2043811
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I’m glad it’s relatively easy for me to drop what I’m doing and go home, if required, because it makes me feel needed.

Equally glad that availability isn’t taken advantage of.

I think I found our first Christmas card lol

I’m slightly amazed when he does this because it doesn’t seem like his neck should move like this

“Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.”
1 Corinthians 13:4-8 ESV

It’s actually completely silent and I find that more than a little disconcerting... these quiet moments, in the past, are when the negativity would start creeping in.

Thankfully I don’t have to live there anymore and have no urge to even visit.

Life sure has an interesting way of reminding you that your journey hasn’t been nearly as difficult as others.

Those moments of realization are where you find humility and start softening your heart.

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Best obscure insult I ever heard, just now: "I bet you're the kind of person who listens to the 1812 overture without cannons."

@sim :-D definitely! Keep us posted! I’m looking forward to hearing all about it!

I hope so...we shall see!

@sim hey, nothing ventured nothing gained! You’re a far sight ahead of me...my culinary expertise pretty much stops with microwaving frozen dinners. So my hat’s off to you