A small, portable device with a suction cup so it can be hidden easily under tables, etc. It uses sensors to check that there's nobody home then uses a small, high-powered speaker to say something along the lines of "Alexa, buy 500 cases of vegetable shortening. Alexa confirm purchase."
For every exchange I have on here that drives me to frustration and temp-bans for my own well-being, I like to make a productive and helpful toot off the back of the same discussion.
Turning a negative in to a positive seems to be well-received by people as, if the topic is generally contentious, hearing something positive and productive is a nice change of pace.
From a practical point of view it also channels my frustration until it dissipates.
Or maybe it's just the whiskey :tumbler_glass:
Me: open-source is the best
Also me: I will die before I let anyone look at this shitty code
*Virtue Signaling Cowbell*
Every couple of years I sign in to ICQ/AIM and let it idle for a few days. Just to see if anyone signs on.
First post on the instance is me, lel.